50 Hilarious Tweets That Prove Being Child-Free Is Awesome

By Malaika
December 30, 2020
7 minutes read

Taking care of children is expensive.

We all know taking care of any sort of pet can be quite the splurge sometimes. Well, multiply that with a hundred, and you will get the amount that you will have to spend on your child. Now, I am not saying, you shouldn’t have kids. But I am also not saying everyone has to have kids. It should be a choice and shouldn’t be forced upon us like it is a necessary thing.

Many people want kids and that is great for them but other who do not shouldn’t be shamed for their life decisions. Just because you don’t have children doesn’t mean your life doesn’t have any meaning. Some might want to go around the world without having to care about someone. But just because you are scared of being alone when you get old doesn’t warrant bringing another human being in this world.

So that is why we have some tweets from child-free people that might give you a bit of different perspective.

#1 That would actually be a great idea.

Commercials are aimed towards the target audience. The women celebrating the negative results would hardly buy 1 or 2 of their products but the women who are trying to have a child will buy a lot of them. –Roshan Dash

#2 A family can mean many things not just kids.

#3 Women have to do all the hard work, don’t they?

#4 That sounds like a great use of your time actually.

#5 Honestly this should be a thing because kids can really damage a house.

#6 Shouldn’t they put the dollar in rather than you?

#7 And who doesn’t like gold bars?

One of the most common myths about child free people are that we live sad, lonely lives. Nothing could be further from the truth.

People without children report that they enjoy nurturing the bonds they share with their partners and friends, that they feel fulfilled by having the time and resources to give back to their communities, and that they appreciate the freedom to pursue a wide variety of interests, passions, and hobbies. -Amy

#8 Everyone has their reasons.

#9 Just don’t use that method.

#10 Don’t force your ideals onto your kids.

#11 At least you can have a tattoo removed or covered up.

#12 I’d say that describes a baby perfectly.

#13 Everyone would use one if they made such a commercial.

#14 And nobody wants to hurt a poor dog right?

#15 They can sometimes suck the life out of you.

#16 Having fun yet?

#17 If only we could do that.

#18 I bet she was happy it was only a tapeworm.

#19 Just because?

#20 And relaxed.

#21 I mean you are a family and a kid doesn’t have to fit into that.

#22 That is my face every time.

#23 Who wouldn’t cry with all the stress?

#24 That is why I love being an Aunt.

#25 As I said before, they can be removed.

#26 They will never hand you a baby ever again.

#27 What else are you supposed to say?

#28 That sounds like a great time to me.

#29 I’d rather do the bloody Mary challenge.

#30 That is one way to stay careful.

#31 If they don’t want a kid why shame them?

#32 Just explain it in years.

#33 I might be technically an adult, but I love swings.

#34 Just stop already.

#35 I think you are adulting just as right as other people who want a kid.

#36 I aspire to be Auntie shark.

#37 Those red puffy eyes? No, thank you.

#38 I mean sleeping in till late is quite amazing.

#39 It’s like everyone is a psychic now.

#40 I am definitely going to use that one in the future.

#41 Babies are just drunk adults.

#42 How is that selfish?

#43 If it is Tom and Jerry then I might be okay.

#44 And that is why it is great.

#45 Parents do need all the luck they can get.

#46 I think every bag of doritos is a single serving, and you can’t change my mind.

#47 Sounds like a solid plan to me.

#48 That definitely sounds like my future.

#49 I think it is much more than that.

#50 No arguing with that logic.

Before you come for me. I am not hating on people who have or want kids. But we need to accept not everyone wants the same life. So just let people be and let them live their own lives. The world would be a much better place if we could be less judgemental after all.