Media isn’t always truthful when it comes to women.
I mean have you ever seen a pad commercial? They show women wearing white pants and playing sports and such. While in reality most women stay under the blanket stuffing their faces with all the junk food they can find. Now, I am not saying some don’t go to the gym and live out their day as normal, but it can be quite painful.
That is why today we have some truths about women that many do not know. Of course, they are presented in a hilarious way, and you may find something new that you did not know before. Now some of these may appear offensive to some people. I assure you most of these are done with a good nature and shouldn’t be taken so seriously. So now that we have that out of the way, scroll on below and take a look.
#1 No need to make it so complex, and I would love to see that commercial.
#2 I mean this all technically true.
#3 If life gives you d*ck pics, blackmail the people who sent them.
#4 Maybe they will realize some day.
#5 He had to know that was a mistake right?
#6 Well, I don’t think he can heal from that one.
#7 How is female body hair gross? Is it somehow different?
#8 Does he know he has that profile picture?
#9 I honestly haven’t stopped laughing for 10 minutes.
#10 I think someone might hurt me if I say this.
#11 I absolutely love this response.
#12 We have come a long way.
#13 They have magical powers. End of story.
#14 I mean they are pretty mythical.
#15 Now I need a sandwich.
#16 Does he understand the meaning of irony?
#17 And here I thought this was going to go downhill.
#18 Do the exact opposite!
#19 The eyes are pretty sensual as well.
#20 Let’s paint everything red!
#21 Or maybe the grandmother?
#22 That is exactly what we should do!
#23 Some people would rather not remember where they lost it.
#24 How will all the adults manage with exposed shoulder?
#25 The only way to respond.
#26 I really don’t want to see that.
#27 I bet some guys will like that.
#28 Are you still cringing when a girl curses?
#29 The problem might be you if every relationship ends the same way for you.
#30 I mean that isn’t a lie, and it isn’t hilarious.
#31 But don’t many Christians write books on Islam?
#32 That is a lot of horns.
#33 I am going to do this the next time someone asks for this.
#34 We are mythical creatures, and we fart rainbows.
#35 And it’s not as if male nipples are different from a female.
#36 I can’t add anything to this.
#37 Do men understand how bigger breasts can be quite cumbersome for many?
#38 Those are quite colourful.
#39 It’s not really a compliment.
#40 It is very hard because no is the word many don’t have in their dictionary.
#41 This is what we should all do.
#42 Do you think she cares what you want?
#43 I did like the beat at one point in time.
#44 I think he meant to say he hates when women lead him on.
#45 All the homo!
A friend of mine is in a band and lives with another band member. They fight a lot and I suggested they should cuddle more often.
He laughed and panicked a little when I said I’d tell his friend to do so. BUT WHY??? They are best friends! I hug my friends all the time, and it feels damn nice! -Vivien E
#46 Everyone has a type and that is fine.
#47 We can’t contain their radness.
#48 Does Iron Man being female somehow detract from his character?
#49 All natural for the win!
#50 Just keep your opinions to yourself.
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